WEIRD BAND NAMES


 A Blind Dog Stares                A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

 Abstract Evil Barbie              Accidental Goat Sodomy 

 Adickdid                          Aggressive Crotch Display

 Albino Toilet Boys                Alien Nymphos from Uranus

 Anal Beard Barbers                Ancient Chinese Penis

 Baby Shit Brown                   The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

 Barbara's Bush                    Barnyard Slut

 Barry White Boys                  Bearded Clams 

 Big Ass Truck                     Big Black Nun

 Birth Hole                        Bloated Scrotum

 Blow Monkeys                      Boner Donors 

 Bowling for Larva                 Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys

 Bumgravy                          Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

 Castration Squad                  Children of the Vending Machine 

 Colon On The Cob                  Colostomy Grab-Bag

 Corpses as Bedmates               Craven Morehead

 Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup           The Cunning Runts

 The Dead Sea Squirrels            Decaying Testicles

 Dick Cheese and the Crackers      Dick Delicious & the Tasty Testicles

 Disgruntled Postal Workers        Doggy Style

 Drive-In Funeral                  Dusty Cowshit

 e. coli                           Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus

 El Groupo Sexo                    Exploding Tits

 Fart Kazoo                        Fetus Fajitas

 Fierce Nipples                    Finger in the Dyke


 Flavor of Uranus                  Flopping Bodybags

 Foreskin 500                      The 4-Skins

 Fresh Rectum                      Fudge Tunnel

 Geisha Balls                      Go Nad Go

 Gonnorhea Pizzaria                Gregory's Pecker

 Here, Eat This!                   Her Majesty's Secret Cervix 

 Herpes Cineplex                   He's Dead Jim

 Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers        Hot Seamen

 Inflatable Party Sheep            Inhale Mary

 Jackofficers                      Jehovah's Waitresses 

 Johnny Japes and His Jesticles    Jolly Naked Fishermen

 Kamakazi Sex Pilots               Kathleen Turner Overdrive

 Kung Foo Dykes                    K.Y. and the Backsliders

 Lisa Gives Head                   Lost Underpants of Doom

 Lubricunts                        Lust Buckets

 Maggot Sandwich                   Marcia Brady's Tits

 Me and My Right Hand              Mighty Sphincter

 Miracle Wimp                      Mr. Holland's Anus

 Mother Fungus                     Mussolini Headkick

 Nat King Colon                    The Newlydeads

 Nipple Hardness Factor            Norman Bates and the Shower Heads

 Not Now I'm Naked                 Not With My Camel

 Ovarian Trolley                   Ovarydose

 Painful Discharge                 Pelvic Meatloaf

 Phlegm Fatale                     Pieces of Lisa

 Porn Flakes                       Poultry in Motion

 Premature Evacuation              Prison Rape Scenes

 Projectile Booty Nuggets          Public Enema

 Real Fucking Idiots               Results of Inbreeding

 Rubber Nipple Salesmen            Rump Rangers

 Schlong                           Seven Year Bitch

 Tire Damage                       Shirley Temple of Doom

 Shower With Goats                 Sick Little Monkey

 Six Inch Nipples                  Skeptic Tank

 Sluts for Hire                    Sly and the Family Jewels

 Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front Sorry About Your Daughter

 Sour Discharge                    Spastic Colon

 Strawberry Foreskin               Sweaty Nipples

 Tastes Like Chicken               Temporary Darkening of the Stool

 Three Honkeys Hung Like Donkeys   Thurston Howell's Boner

 Tit Wrench                        Tortured Scrotum

 Trailer Park Bitch                Two Stroke Boner

 UFO Lowrider                      Uncle Bob Touched Me

 Vegetarian Meat                   Virgin-Whore Complex

 Violent Anal Death                Voodoo Meat Bucket

 Was I Naked                       Weird People in Giant Condoms

 Well Hungarians                   Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles

 Whorgasm                          Worse Than Celibate

 The Yeasty Girls                  Your Naked Mother

 Zip Code Rapists                  Zulu Leprechauns